What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the best SPF 60 Sunscreen for oily skin?

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

What does K mean in Vietnamese?

Still no good.

No go.

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Unacceptable again!

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the purpose of using fitness supplements like protein and creatine? Do people still use them even if they consume a lot of protein-rich foods?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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So they tried

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

How can I convert my current service into profit? Currently, I am sharing job alert messages with my friends and relatives. How can I turn this service into a profitable one?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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